I love how I have to literally argue with every guy I’ve ever been on a date with because I want to pay for my own food/whatever and then they turn around and say that men shouldn’t have to pay for dates. Okay, brah, if you really don’t want to, then drop the ego contest…
But if I pay, I get to third base right? Isn’t that how it works?
Right, sure, because in our society paying for my food means I’m obligated to touch your penis. Even if I don’t want either of those things to happen, its a rule. Keep arguing with me to spend money that I don’t want you to so that you feel entitled to sexual acts that I also don’t want! Totally non-creep logic.
The truth is a guy should pay for the girl not because they feel like its “totally going to get them laid” but because they want their girl…guy… significant other to not have to worry about money troubles or anything like that, they simply want them to enjoy themselves so you can both have a good time. Somewhere along the way being a “gentlemen” just became a way for ass holes to act until they got laid. The truth is a guy doesn’t HAVE to pay anymore these days, if they are aware of their significant others feelings enough they will know what will make the day better and what won’t and should act accordingly, there is not set way that things have to be done.
will probably reblog this for the rest of forever
Books always > Movies
So all the time on this website I see how it’s acceptable to post pictures in bikinis so it should be acceptable to post pictures in bras. My logic is if it’s acceptable for skinny guys to parade around in underwear, fat guys should be able to too.
But that’s not what this post is about. This is about my 2nd grade teacher, who told me it “wouldn’t be a surprise if I got diabetes”. This is about the flag football coach who made me run stairs because I was “too fat to run with the other kids.” This is about the girls who asked me why I wore Hollister when it was obvious they were too tight on my stomach. This is about my dad, who bought me a year long gym membership for Christmas when I asked for a goddamn Playstation.
More than that, goddammit this is about you. This is about you and everyone else who has ever hated your body. Because I’m telling you you are fucking beautiful. You, right now, are fucking majestic. Love yourself. Love your thunder thighs, even if they make you want to wear long shorts. Love your chicken legs, even if everyone says you look emaciated. Love your pimples, they’re fucking natural. Love your crooked teeth, because a crooked smile is the best smile.
This post isn’t about forcing you to look at me half-naked (though I know I’m quite the sight.) It’s about being body fucking positive, no matter who you are. One day someone’s going to plow you on a coffee table (or you’re gonna plow them idk) and they’re not gonna say “You really need to exercise.” They’re going to say “Again please.”
fucking this. round of applause
fuck i really needed this right now
WHY DOES NO ONE DISCUSS CHRIS HARDWICK ON HERE HE IS LITERALLY THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF TUMBLR
|—||Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via toostoked)|
1. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.
2. Green Catastrophe: If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
3. Reality Shatter: Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, many if not all of the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you may only see a green dot rotating.
What does this tell us about the nature of reality? There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear. If our brains are so easily fooled, what aspects of reality are we missing?
fuck this shit
We aren’t missing any part of reality, this is the same thing as staring at a negative picture then looking at a white wall. The colors that are there get burned out in your eye leaving only the opposite color, when you burn out red (by staring at it for along time) or any shade of it (pink) you see the color that is left which makes green. For example the girl in this link has a red dot on her nose that you focus on for about 30 to 40 seconds then look at any white surface and you will see her in full color. http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111111/640/mind_blowing_afterimages_optical_illusions_640_01.jpg